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Attack on Furry

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So, long story short, there's a Kazakhstani guy DDOSing FurAffinity.
How do we know this?
Because the idiot is recording himself doing it and posting it to Youtube so he can shill for the hacking utility he's using.
And of course, it's Russian. Why wouldn't it be?
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A Retrospect

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Well, this year just blew by. I'd like to share a list of things I've learned this past decade. Some of them pertain to pretty sensitive subjects, so please, no flame wars.
With that aside, here we go.


  • Brandon Keener loves to calibrate things. (Mass Effect 2, 2010)

  • It's hard to keep an old OS down. (Microsoft retires Windows 2000, 2010)

  • NASA has issues with letting go. (Destruction of Cassini probe and retiring of the Space Shuttle Program, 2011)

  • Sometimes, the greatest fun comes at the expense of others. ("Team Avolition"'s Minecraft griefing rampage, 2011)

  • Stealing shit is fun when you do it with three friends and a Swedish DJ. (Payday 2, 2011)

  • The US public education system only taught me to be antisocial. (My HS graduation, 2012)

  • Nobody likes waiting for a shit ending. (Mass Effect 3, 2012)

  • The ancient Mayans wanted to fuck with future generations. (The Mayan Calendar ends, 2012)

  • You can be the most hyped game in history and still be shit. (Grand Theft Auto 5, 2013)

  • Get my Jeep Stuff! (Battlefield 4, 2013)

  • Russian hospitality sucks. (2014 Olympics)

  • American police get away with WAY too much. (Shooting of Michael Brown & subsequent riots, 2014)

  • Did I mention Russian hospitality sucks? (Russian occupation of Crimea, 2014)

  • Konami has no respect for their greatest. (Metal Gear Solid 5: The Phantom Pain & Hideo Kojima's firing, 2015)

  • Sometimes, one guy can make a better video game than even the best AAA studios. (Undertale, 2015, which also has my vote for Game of the Decade)

  • Football fans can make a big deal out of the dumbest shit. (New England Patriots' "Deflategate" scandal, 2015)

  • Disney still makes movies intended to do more than make money, but they're rare. (Zootopia, 2016)

  • The American people spoke. Money and corruption spoke louder. (The 2016 Presidential Election)
  • Pedestrian bowling is the new official sport of terrorists. (Vehicular acts of terrorism, 2017)

  • ....and yet, America can forget everything when the moon does some weird shit. (The 2017 Solar Eclipse)

  • California embraced its true culture, finally. (California legalizes recreational marijuana, 2018)

  • America's culture isn't based on freedom, it's based on guns. Lots and lots of guns. And it shows. (Parkland shooting and subsequent gun control debates, 2018)

  • Russia still sucks at sports. (Russia banned from 2018 Olympics due to doping)

  • The internet has become unnecessarily Puritanical, and it's doing nothing to counter the actual problems. (Tumblr's "Great Porn-pocalypse of 2018")

  • NASA loves a hero. (Mars Rover Opportunity goes offline after 15 years of operation, 2019)

  • Even athletes with the most humble origins can still be badasses on the world stage. (Columbian-born Egan Bernal wins 2019 Tour de France)

  • Drones could be a hell of a lot more annoying. (Ace Combat 7, 2019)

  • Sakurai hates furries. (Krystal still not playable in Smash Ultimate as of 2019, despite fans' wishes)
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HTTYD:THW

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Wishing a happy 20th anniversary to the character that ignited my passion for gaming, that plucky little purple dragon we all know as Spyro!

Sure, the last few years have been rough on you, with everything going completely tits up after the Activision acquisition.
But I'm sure the remaster will let everyone know what the REAL Spyro looks like!
Nodding Spyro Emote 50x50 icon: Spyro Dat Ass or cool Spro spyro what ever icon Spyro Reignited Trilogy - Spyro Icon spyro - ripto's rage - going up Pixel: Pixel Emoticon ~ Spyro the Dragon Pixel: pixel emoticon ~ Ember Pixel: Pixel  Emoticon - Flame Pixel: pixel Emoticon ~ Cynder Spyro Reignited Trilogy - Um Spyro Icon TLoS Spyro Spyro Reignited Trilogy - Spyro Barbecue Icon Spyro Reignited Trilogy - Spyro Icon 2 I came here to torch gnorcs' butts. 
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